What typical College of Science and Engineering students say:
|Identity||Everyone's go-to for homeworks||Who am I?|
|Challenge||Participated in competitions to seek more challenge||
Not a challenge... it's SURVIVAL
(Tip: Don't be fooled by easy introductory classes)
|Effort for HW||Doing homeworks 5 minutes before they're due||A minute passed is like losing $100|
|Deadlines||Too long that we've become expert procrastinators||Cramming is not a choice, but your extra limb!|
|Material||Just need a couple of hours to master it||
Expected to build a bridge or a reactor
|Exams||One of the first to finish. Casually turns in the exam.||
He's done already?!
Sleep is boring. Let's play League!
(The blogger has strict parents hence no League account)
"Hm...erasers taste better than chalks!"
|Instructors||Ms. X loves me (coz I gud...)||"Oh my gosh, he's my hero"|
|Books||$ to $$$||
Hence, visit lib.umn.edu
Got awesome friends and teachers!
|Classmates are your new siblings|
|Graduation||I wish high school never ended||"I built a bridge..." *Tears*|
Note: No one was harmed or injured during his or her time in the College and Science of Engineering. Exceptions apply to the person's GPA.